Bowyer: "What's with these folks?"
Yardiovich: "My promotion's at stake!"
Shy Guy: "Hold still, okay?!"
Starslap: "They think I'm goofy..."
Punchinello: "Yee haw! Looks like somebody's already famous!"
Mezzobomb: "Look Out!"
Grate Guy: "Peace is a dream."
Knife Guy: "Happiness is hip!"
Mastadoom "Boy, I'm FREEZING..."
Mukumuku "Are ya tryin' to bug me?"
Bomb-om: "Ouch! Hey, watch it!"
Spookum: "Que pasa?"
Snift: "Minimum wage for THIS?"
Jester: "I've failed my King..."
Orb User: "I hate Kinklinks!"
Spikey: "Just try to jump on me!"
Sky Troopa: "What a gorgeous day!"
Goomba: "Goomba, gumba... phew!"<
Piranha Plant: "Gets boring nowadays."
Chomp: "On a chain gang..."
Remo Con: "The world is history."
Rob-omb: "Disappear? Maybe later!"
Sparky: "Fire EVERYWHERE!"
Machine-Made Mack: "Mario! I'm BAAAAAAAACK!"
Machine-Made Bowyer: "Nya! I'll SNUFF ya! NYA!"
Machine-Made Shyster: "Boing, boing, boing."
Machine-Made Axem Pink: "Oh! My Make-Up!"
Machine-Made Axem Black: "Will I make the team?"
Machine-Made Axem Yellow: "I'm STARVED!"
Machine-Made Axem Red: Gotta fight for evil!"
Machine-Made Axem Green: "Whew! Vertigo!"